Did you even consider how other people would feel if you lied about colleges? Ever take into consideration their feelings?
Sure you say it’s a joke, but some people actually care about their college, unlike you.
Maybe because, it’s our future and all, and we’re taking a risk by taking on a shit load of debt just to make sure we can get our degree and hopefully find good jobs.
Doesn’t it ever strike you that it stresses us out like crazy?
It stresses me out like crazy.
Here I am preparing to go 15k into debt a year just to finish my undergraduate education at UC San Diego. Here am I preparing to work my ass off in order to graduate in 3 years so I can reduce the money I owe.
And then I’ll be going to Law School after, and take on debt into the 6 figures.
That is, if I get into law school, because if I don’t get into law school, I’ll be stuck with a shitty degree and 60k in debt.
But I guess, the future of other people don’t matter as much when you got a joke to play, right?
Oh and let’s consider the people who WANTED to get into UC San Diego, but didn’t get in.
They’re mad as fuck because you think college admissions are a joke.
I know at least 5 people who spent weeks worrying over their waitlisted status from UC San Diego, only to be crushed when they found out the waitlist wasn’t accepting anyone.
Who knows, UC San Diego could have been their dream school.
And that dream had been crushed.
Wow, joking about getting into UC San Diego in the school newspaper must have seemed like the right thing to do for these people huh?
Oh, and there’s also the people who are going to your real college.
That must make them feel better, that you think so lowly of your own college.
Oh and let’s not forget the efforts I and many of my peers put into in order to get into a good college.
You know, the 8 years I spent as a boy scout, the 4 years I spent helping out my community.
Or that one year when I was a Junior and I had to juggle 5 AP classes, and spent nearly 10 hours a night on my homework.
Or that one time I spent a month writing and stressing on my personal statement.
And that’s just me, because plenty of other people went through a lot of shit for college.
And the efforts of me and all those people must mean nothing to you.
After all, it’s a just a joke.
Which part of it is a joke to you? The part where you lie about the college you got into? Or the part where half my life means nothing to you?
It was a poor and stupid joke.
Because treating my future and my friends, the crushed hopes of others, and the hopeful futures of more like a joke is totally acceptable.
Oh and if this was an attempt to gain attention, congrats, you gained more attention. Because igniting the frustrations, the anger, and the sadness of people is totally worth some small, negative attention.
You’re despicable. You’re disgusting. You’re a joke.
See what I did there?