1. 19:49 15th Feb 2012

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    Today in forensics

    So BVo told this new Mexican girl that he was taking Calculus 3 in order to impress her.

    Which is bullshit, I should be taking Calculus 3.  Not BVo who should still be in Algebra 2, which is 4 levels under Calculus 3.

    Mi and I pointed that out to the Mexican girl, and BVo confirmed that he took Algebra 2 last year.  The Mexican girl, who is in Pre-calculus, knew that Calculus 3 comes way after Algebra 2.  Any sensible person would stop with his lies at that point and admit that he was lying.

    But not BVo.  Nope, BVo has the audacity to say: “You don’t need to take any calculus in order to take Calculus 3.”

    At this point, the Mexican girl’s face showed that she too, was starting to hate BVo.

    Then BVo continues his streak of lying by adding to his pile of shit that he sits next to a gay guy in his calculus 3 class, and that since he isn’t smart, he acts gay so that the gay guy will like him and BVo can copy off of the gay guy.

    How can anyone, or anything be so flat out stupid!?  I also just want to make a note that he himself says he’s too stupid to be in calculus 3, which is true because I’m surprised he’s smart enough to learn how to breath while talking.

    Then he starts talking about how he asks the gay guy out to shopping and how the gay guy kisses him on the cheek.

    There, I stop him and ask, “So did you take him shopping?”

    He replies, “Yes, we went to anchor blue or something like that”

    Here’s the kicker: Anchor blue went out of business 1 year ago.

    Unfortunately I didn’t remember that fact at that time, otherwise I would have stomped all over his pile of lies right then and there.

    Finally, “I carry around protection just in case the gay guy wants to have sex.”

    At this point, Andy, Sium, Angel, Omar, and everyone are too busy laughing at how stupid he is.  I just hope BVo doesn’t get the wrong idea and think that we like him, because we don’t.

    Anyway, tomorrow, I was thinking about finding some Calculus 2 problem and ask BVo, the calculus 3 kid, to solve it for me.  And if he can’t do it, I’m going to ask him to give it to his smart gay friend to solve it for me.

    The best way to troll a liar is to force them to live their lies.

     
    1. dreamingofyouasyou said: haha! oh lorrrrd, he hasn’t changed at all. XD
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