March 2012
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I think,
If you don’t know what the word “swagger” is, then you shouldn’t be using “swag”.
February 2012
19 posts
Anonymous asked: You are the most judgmental person ever. How do you even have friends
Sometimes,
I go on BV’s Facebook and am surprised by several things.
How many photos of scantily clad women that he is tagged in. How the fuck do they even get there? Do you even know these women?
How the photos of half naked girls he’s tagged in, are tagged by himself. So do you like go on a some random girl’s facebook, who happens to whore out herself on facebook, and tag yourself?...
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thedoublelifeofmm asked: I honestly love your rants!
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Youtube ads.
I was trying to watch a 33 second youtube video.
They gave me a 30 second ad.
30 second ad.
That’s like when I was younger trying to watch Pokemon for 22 minutes and getting 20 minutes of Viagra commercials first.
Then the ad needs to buffer.
That’s like the Viagra commercial stopping halfway to load while showing some creepy old guy’s face saying how happy he is now with...
Today in forensics
So BVo told this new Mexican girl that he was taking Calculus 3 in order to impress her.
Which is bullshit, I should be taking Calculus 3. Not BVo who should still be in Algebra 2, which is 4 levels under Calculus 3.
Mi and I pointed that out to the Mexican girl, and BVo confirmed that he took Algebra 2 last year. The Mexican girl, who is in Pre-calculus, knew that Calculus 3 comes way after...
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Sometimes, I feel I really am meant to be a lawyer.
Like just now I was thinking about stuff that pisses me off.
And then I started thinking about other people could poke holes in my argument.
And just like that I found myself preparing myself for a debate. except within my own head.
I can’t seem to think about anything without think about both sides of the issue. About how I can cut...
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I find it really annoying how some kids always end up delaying the class for everyone else. It’s really annoying.
First of all, I just want to say most of these people are friends of mine, but friends get on your nerves, and this is my blog so I’m going to vent about how they’re annoying me right now. Don’t feel too offended and butthurt now.
There’s that kid in...
If I was taking forensics alone I’d probably kill myself.
One can only take so much retardness and 5 year old sense of fashion.
I mean I don’t claim to be the most fashionable, in fact I could care less, but I know what is horrible fashion when I see it.
What I find most ironic is how you tout yourself as a huge “military, republican, anti-terrorist” yet proudly display...
Facebook's search system is so stupid
It makes it so hard to stalk look people up.
Like, when I search someone’s name up, I am most likely not looking for the German guy living in Aldhoven, Germany.
I think the first people to come up should be people who are actually my friends, and then people who live in my city, then country, and so on. People relevant to my life should come first. Or even by amount of mutual friends and...
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Other things I dislike
When people are like “People never IM me first”
And when I read that I’m like, “I don’t see no IM from you, stupid hypocrite.”
Or, ”People only IM me when they need me, never to just talk to me”
And I’m like “Once again, I don’t see you IMing me JUST to talk to me.”
Don’t whine about people not doing something if...
Anonymous asked: My God, you whine like a bitch. Just kidding, Chris. Don't rage.
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Autoplay music players
I think if you’re going to have one, you could at least get a theme for your blog with endless scrolling.
I hate clicking next page and having your stupid music player with no volume control blast out of nowhere again.
It’s annoying enough for me having to pause it the first time.
And I hate hidden music players. Those are the worst.
Tails are not cute.
Matching your tail to your shirt does not make you fashionable. Especially if your shirt and tail are purple. It’s so annoying to watch you swing that around like it makes you cool. It’s annoying and you look like a douche. God it’s like you want people to hate you.
Where do you even find tails like that? My sister’s closet?
And really? Pinning it to your butt?...
